So I sat and watched Rudy's concession speech tonight. I sincerly hope that whoever came up with the Florida Strategy was either a democrat, or was fired. Either way the fella that embraced the 'politics of fear' has been ousted do to fear over the economy.
In his concession speech, he talked about how he was happy he lead an "Uplifting Campaign." Moment's later he was making the case that we stay on offense in the islamo facist war against us. Yes, constant warefare is truly uplifting. Nothing like uniting under a common enemy to make us feel American huh? Uplifting...
It was also uplifting for him to talk about his ability to deal with Hurricane's better than other candidates. Now C'mon, Chuck Norris could kick the shit out of a hurricane.
If Rudy was to campaign in other states, he'd have to find out what their fears were. Some examples are:
California - earthquakes, single payer healthcare, and oilspills
Idaho - potatoe famine, and boredom
Wyoming - Dick Cheney might move back
Arizona - That's easy. Build the fence to save our society
New Mexico - Same as Above
Kansas - Well they have a democrat governor, they need someone uplifting to distract them.
Nevada - Missed Oppertunity
Well thankfully he promised that his movement won't end. This is the equivalent of those freaks on American Idol that scream into the camera - "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME."
Yes we have. (And again to paralell Idol, we're stupider for staying tuned this long)
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